Tuesday, November 1, 2016
Bush, Not a detail guy (as they're commonly called in China..)
"Today, President Bush left on a
seven-day trip to Asia. He's gonna visit South Korea, Thailand and China.
That's right, yeah. Or, as Bush refers to them, China, China and China. Not a
detail guy." --Conan O'Brien
"China has announced that during the
Olympics, protesters will be allowed to assemble in designated protest areas.
Yeah. Or, as they're commonly called in China, jails." --Conan O'Brien
"Barack Obama has agreed
to debate John McCain three times this fall. Both candidates have conditions.
Obama wants the debates to be held on college campuses. McCain wants them to be
held before 7:00 p.m." --Conan O'Brien
Lo Mein of Mass Destruction (freestyle waterboarding)
"President
Bush will be in China for the Olympics. He's gonna be there for the opening
ceremonies, and also, while he's there, he will be searching for 'Lo Mein of
Mass Destruction.'" --David Letterman
"But I think the U.S. is going to do well, particularly in
swimming, I think we have a very strong swimming time this year for the
Olympics, yeah, that's right. Dick Cheney in particular looks great in the
freestyle waterboarding." --David Letterman
"They say John McCain is 71, but
people are saying he may be older. No one knows for sure because his birth
certificate was destroyed when the Wagon Train was attacked." --David
Letterman
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