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Showing posts with label Woody Allen. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Woody Allen. Show all posts

Thursday, June 9, 2022

YOU Are On the Menu! (plump melonous hemispheres)


He kissed the plump mellow yellor smellor melons of her rump, on each plump melonous hemisphere, in their mellow yellow furrow, with obscure prolonged provocative melonsmellonous osculation. –James Joyce (1882-1941), Irish writer


To enter life by way of the vagina is as good a way as any. –Henry Miller (1891-1980), American novelist


I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody’s. –Woody Allen


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

Friday, June 3, 2022

I do the best I can in two hours (two experiences that come once in a lifetime)



I’m glad you like my Catherine. I like her too. She ruled thirty million people and had three thousand lovers. I do the best I can in two hours. –Mae West (1892-1980), speaking from the stage after her performance in Catherine the Great


Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. –Groucho Marx


I believe in sex and death - two experiences that come once in a lifetime. –Woody Allen, Sleeper, 1973


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”