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Showing posts with label UFO. Show all posts
Showing posts with label UFO. Show all posts

Thursday, February 16, 2023

So not only did our Air Force get a direct hit, they also got an incredible deal on a pre-owned Buick Regal (Kilometery Cyrus)


February 2023

“After the US military shot down three unidentified flying objects in as many days, on Monday, the US set up a new task force on UFOs. Interesting coincidence. That’s like your flight attendant saying, ‘Uh, attention passengers, everyone in the cockpit is totally fine and conscious. Totally unrelated, we are setting up a task force on how to land a plane.’” —Stephen Colbert

“It is possible, that the UFOs could be sky trash detected with new sensitivity on radar settings; the White House said there are ‘hundreds, if not thousands’, of trash objects in the sky, including used car lot balloons. So not only did our Air Force get a direct hit, they also got an incredible deal on a pre-owned Buick Regal.” —Stephen Colbert

“There is news that researchers are closing in on a male birth control pill, with a pill that will stop sperm from swimming for an hour. The drug has been tested in mice, and after ingesting it, none of the mice got any women pregnant, so that’s good. They say their ultimate plan is to crush the pills up, put them into a tranquilizer dart, and hide in a tree outside Nick Cannon’s house.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”


 

Wednesday, February 15, 2023

Protecting this in-between area, this no man’s land. It’s a very sensitive zone. (8mm dilated)


February 2023

“Those balloons, I appreciate how we’re not ruling anything out, but we’re shooting everything down. Is it a kite? Is it aliens? Is it the old man from Up? Who cares! We’ll figure it out when we sift through the wreckage. The three UFOs were detected once the government adjusted the radar settings to be more sensitive, and once they did that, they realized there’s all kinds of shit flying up, all the time, everywhere. It’s like when you start paying attention to what ingredients are in your food and realize like everything has guar gum in it. What’s guar gum? Where was the Space Force? Isn’t dealing with UFOs their thing? They’re in this like weird in-between zone between the sky and space. It’s like the Earth’s taint. Really, what we need is a taint zone to protect this in-between area, this no man’s land. It’s a very sensitive zone.” —Sarah Silverman

“The Super Bowl festivities, included the confirmation that Rihanna is pregnant with her second child minutes after her half-time show. If you’re one of those 19 million people who called in sick to work today – Rihanna last night had a nine-month-old in her dressing room, she was 8mm dilated, and she still managed to get out there and do her job.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”