two trips (Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA)

The Steve Miller band has canceled all of its tour dates because of global warming. Yeah. Organizers admit it's a waste of fuel to go from Phoenix, Arizona all the way to Tacoma, Philadelphia, Atlanta, LA. —Greg Gutfeld

And finally, according to a new study, magic mushrooms can extend the lifespan of rodents. Yeah. Well, I guess Richard Gere's gerbil gets to go on two trips. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

What's up her butt? (The other two thirds go to the dentist)

Paul Simon's daughter blasted Richard Gere on social media for his plan to sell the singer's former home. “What's up her butt?" said the actor. —Greg Gutfeld

Nearly one third of Americans think they could pass themselves off as British. The other two thirds go to the dentist. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

JOKES: where's he going to find his next wife? (Geneva Refugee Convention)

If Donald Trump — think of this, if he stops all the immigrants from coming into the country, where's he going to find his next wife? –Jimmy Kimmel

German Chancellor Angela Merkel this weekend reportedly had to explain the Geneva Refugee Convention to President Trump during a phone call. She also had to explain to him not to push the buttons while they were talking. –Seth Meyers

Two New Hampshire Burger King employees were arrested last week after selling marijuana at their drive-thru. Which is crazy, who goes to Burger King before they get weed? –Seth Meyers