She came in third — behind a bag of weed (The trick is to lift with your legs, not your back)

Bernie Sanders won last night's Oregon Democratic primary and this was a surprise. Hillary came in third — behind a bag of weed. –Seth Meyers

Hasbro has filed to trademark the scent of Play-Doh. Hasbro describes the scent as a "sweet, slightly musky vanilla fragrance with slight overtones of cherry, combined with the smell of a salted wheat-based dough." While kids are describing it as "delicious." --Seth Meyers

"A new poll finds that the majority of GOP voters say they can't see themselves supporting Chris Christie. The trick is to lift with your legs, not your back." –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

kids are describing it as "delicious." (are you a negotiator or a genie?)

President Trump said today that if North Korea agrees to denuclearize he can guarantee leader Kim Jong Un's safety, saying, "He will be safe, he will be happy, his country will be rich." Wait a minute. Why does he get a better deal than we do? --Seth Meyers

He'll be safe, happy, and rich — are you a negotiator or a genie? --Seth Meyers

Hasbro has filed to trademark the scent of Play-Doh. Hasbro describes the scent as a "sweet, slightly musky vanilla fragrance with slight overtones of cherry, combined with the smell of a salted wheat-based dough." While kids are describing it as "delicious." --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Mexico is starting to think a wall is a pretty great idea

Last night was the Republican caucus in Nevada, and Donald Trump scored a big victory, bringing him one step closer to the Republican nomination. A Trump presidency is getting so real, Mexico is starting to think a wall is a pretty great idea. –Jimmy Fallon

NASA said this week it has received a record high number of 18,000 applications for their astronaut training program. NASA said it shows a growing interest in space exploration. Then people said, “Nah, we just wanna get off the planet before this election.” –Jimmy Fallon

Hasbro announced they are making a new version of Monopoly to appeal to a younger generation. That means it won't come with any cash, so you'll have to borrow some from your parents' Monopoly set. –Jimmy Fallon

Whole Foods is looking into the idea of putting tattoo parlors in their grocery stores. Even so, the people walking out of Whole Foods with the biggest sense of regret will still be whoever just paid $8 for an apple. –Jimmy Fallon