most of his words are slurs (fake chews)

Towards the end of the speech on Israel today, President Trump began to slur his words, leading some to speculate that he may have been wearing dentures. But the White House insists that it's nothing unusual and that most of his words are slurs. –Seth Meyers

I can't believe both our first and our last president had fake teeth. Or as Trump calls dentures, "fake chews." –Seth Meyers

According to a new poll, 71 percent of American men believe they face pressure to act interested in sports. “Not us!” said the New York Giants. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the ambulance crew fired Roth and replaced him with Sammy Hagar (Since 1972)

It’s been reported that David Lee Roth is now working as a paramedic on a New York City ambulance. Unfortunately earlier today the ambulance crew fired Roth and replaced him with Sammy Hagar. --Conan O’Brien 11/16/2004

He’s fine now, but Dick Cheney went to the hospital yesterday after experiencing shortness of breath. The doctors asked Cheney when he first noticed this and he said, “1972.” --Conan O’Brien 11/16/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”