Bob Hope did the same choreography (they all look like pork chops to me)

“First, Shakira, whose hips again did not lie while under oath. Then, there was J.Lo, who showed off an impressive pole dance. It’s a tradition dating back to Super Bowl I, when Bob Hope did the same choreography.” —Stephen Colbert

“Here’s the thing you already know: The Kansas City Chiefs are based in Kansas City, Missouri. [Imitating Trump] ‘Oh, I know Missouri. It’s the Show-Me State because you have to show me where it is on the map. Is it the one — let me ask you this, let me ask you this: Is it the one that looks like a pork chop? Trick question — they all look like pork chops to me.’” —Stephen Colbert

“President Trump’s legal adviser, Jenna Ellis, criticized the Super Bowl halftime show as demeaning to women. Yeah, yeah, she said the president believes there’s a time and a place to demean women and that’s Twitter.” —Conan O’Brien

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

You know what's actually disrespectful to the American flag? (our sound effects guy)

The special prosecutor looking into the Iran-Contra affair, the big arms for hostages swap, now believes that former President Ronald Reagan did know about the arms for hostages transaction. Not only that, he said that Reagan knew about the ensuing cover-up. And listen to this, six months before the deal Reagan used Oliver North's shredder to make coleslaw. --David Letterman 11/4/1993

A new book about the life of Bob Hope a beloved American entertainer, and one of the stories in the book explains that Bob Hope, when he goes to like parties he will sometimes take with him his cue card holder and cue cards. I think maybe to some people that sounds kind of strange. But to me I'm thinking back a couple of years ago. I had a long romantic weekend date with this girl and I took along our sound effects guy. --David Letterman 11/4/1993

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”