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Sunday, April 26, 2026

all restaurants that serve food in buckets or in the form of nuggets are good to go (You do you)

 

Donald Trump has unveiled a plan to reopen the country during 

the pandemic. Phase one: open the golf courses. Phase two: open 

hotels that rhyme with Hump. And number three: all restaurants 

that serve food in buckets or in the form of nuggets are good to go. 

—Jimmy Kimmel

 

But after claiming he had total authority over the states, Trump 

is now allowing governors to decide when to end enforced 

quarantining. In three days he went from ‘I call the shots’ to 

‘You do you.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

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