I'm sorry. I misread that (We just don't know when)

Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg now says that Kamala Harris should not have run. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I'm sorry. I misread that. She should not have rum. —Greg Gutfeld 

Meanwhile, at least one organization tried to negotiate a lower rate for Joe Biden's speaking gigs. The offer includes one roundtrip Amtrak ticket, a set of complimentary Depends, and a case of Ensure. But but Joe's agent keeps stressing that Joe's a limited time offer. Time's running out. We just don't know when. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”