...And the the people said (accidentally eaten Yoda)

A seven-year-old boy somehow drove his little sister nine miles to a McDonald's in his mom's SUV. Authorities say it could have been far worse if the mom had been driving. —Greg Gutfeld

To celebrate Star Wars Day JB Pritzker tweeted out a picture of himself in a Jedi costume. Whoa. Even Jabba the Hut was like "Wow this dude's fat." True, the picture caused many to wonder if Pritzker had accidentally eaten Yoda. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”