Well that explains Florida (joe-caine)

This week has seen a heatwave across much of the US, with a record 103 degrees in Maine. Stephen King will now be writing “Misery 2: The Backs of My Knees Are So Sweaty”. —Stephen Colbert

Studies have shown that increased heat can be bad for the brain, making it harder for many to find their words and leading to higher rates of aggression and violent crime. “Well that explains Florida.” —Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump’s latest rally was in Wisconsin where his brain seem parboiled. Among other strange moments, he made the bizarre accusation that Biden was using cocaine. Joe Biden is not on the Peruvian marching powder but if he did want to dance with the white lady, he could raise a lot of campaign cash selling his own brand of joe-caine. —Stephen Colbert

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