You don't like either side (40 rats in a trench coat)

Tuesday marked the second day of Donald Trump’s New York criminal trial for allegedly falsifying business records of a hush-money payment to Stormy Daniels, in what is, the trial of what feels like a century. We are reminded that though the wheels of justice may turn slowly, eventually a panel of impartial citizen jurors will do the indispensable public service of listening to testimony about Donald Trump’s mushroom dong. By the end of the day, seven jury members had been selected, after New York sent out over 6,000 summonses, about 2,000 more than average. At that rate, they’re going to burn through every available New Yorker. By the end, the jury is going to include the Times Square Buzz Lightyear, 40 rats in a trench coat and Lin-Manuel Miranda. —Stephen Colbert 

According to court reporters, one potential juror said his radio habits included “listening to whatever was on when he was in the shower”. But after he hears details on Trump’s sex life, I’m guessing he’ll be listening to a toaster in the bath tub. —Stephen Colbert

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