He’s basically a hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer (What stage of capitalism is this?)

Another potential juror said she didn’t know what the case was about, because she spent February and March “living on a lake with no wifi”. Oh my God, take me away to your magical lake where there’s no news of Donald Trump. —Stephen Colbert

On the first day of the trial, Trump appeared to fall asleep during the trial – he took a little white power nap, but on Tuesday, he was sharp, focused and … he fell asleep again. He snoozed long enough that the court sketch artist had time to draw him with his eyes closed. Well, I think we found the new mascot for Celestial Seasoning Sleep Crime tea. —Stephen Colbert

“He’s got thick skin. He’s basically a hunk of beef jerky with a layer of bronzer.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”