Tuesday offered a new episode of the Orange People’s Court today, starring Donald J Trump. The former president’s has a habit of falling asleep in court. He’s very sleepy, is it possible his lawyers are tranquilizing him to keep the outbursts at a minimum? —Jimmy Kimmel
Despite being ordered by the court not to talk about the case publicly, Trump floated a new line of defense from the hallways of justice on Tuesday morning, calling the payments to Stormy Daniels a “legal expense”. He claims he didn’t have sex with Stormy Daniels, he just paid her $130 grand out of the goodness of his heart. And the truth is, paying a woman to keep her quiet about having sex with you while your wife is at home with your newborn baby isn’t illegal. What’s illegal is falsifying records to make it a business expense, which he made so his supporters wouldn’t find out he’s a lying, cheating scumbag. But the joke is on Trump. Because turns out, his supporters don’t care that he’s a lying, cheating scumbag. He could’ve saved himself a whole trial and $130 grand. —Jimmy Kimmel
Trump’s lawyers went through prospective jurors’ Facebook pages during selection. Could you imagine having your old social media posts about Trump read aloud while he is sitting right in front of you there? Might be my vision of heaven. —Jimmy Kimmel
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