which means he’s either lying or the colonel is now frying his chicken in Ozempic (It’s like all of Melania’s birthday wishes came true at once)

“While I was away the one story that really got me was when they booked Trump in Georgia and he self-reported his weight at 215 pounds. I almost crossed the picket line for that. If he’s 215 pounds, that means he’s 30 pounds lighter than his last physical when he was president. He was 245 pounds, which means he’s either lying or the colonel is now frying his chicken in Ozempic.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Donald Trump got arrested four times while we were on strike — once for the classified documents, once for interfering with the election, once for Jan. 6, and once for shooting Tupac, allegedly.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Trump is now facing 91 felony counts. Ninety-one felony counts. It’s like all of Melania’s birthday wishes came true at once.” — Jimmy Kimmel

“The writer’s strike is finally over. We’ve been gone so long, ‘The Bachelor’ is now a grandfather.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”