believe me, try getting an entire chocolate chip cookie up your nose (wanting it more)

Ninety-eight athletes in the last two Olympics are suspected of doping, or as it's technically called, "wanting it more." At this point, they should just make peeing in a cup into an Olympic sport. Just let everyone do drugs. Everyone doing drugs is a fair playing field. What's more exciting than a nine-second 100-meter dash? A three-second 100-meter dash. –James Corden

In other shocking food news, according to another study, chocolate chip cookie addiction shares many similarities with cocaine addiction. Truly, yes. Researchers say sugar can give you some of the same cravings that cocaine can give. And I say, it is actually worse for you. Like, believe me, try getting an entire chocolate chip cookie up your nose. --James Corden

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