At this point I’d probably have more rights if my vagina was an AR-15 (doing whatever the [expletive] he wants with his body)

“And yet Republicans intend to press further, as the House minority leader,

Kevin McCarthy, made clear on Friday: ‘We will continue to look wherever

we can go to save as many lives as possible.’ Sure, just as long as that life

doesn’t need baby formula, affordable healthcare, or a place to learn without

getting shot.” —Chelsea Handler

“At this point I’d probably have more rights if my vagina was an AR-15.” —Chelsea Handler

“I will be here all week long, or at least until Republicans make it illegal for women to talk. Jimmy is off right now doing whatever the [expletive] he wants with his body.” —Chelsea Handler

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”