Now I believe Linda has some announcements about Sunday's potluck dinner (Yes, I believe today's contraction took out a city block)

"But as some see mayhem and chaos in the violence, Condoleezza Rice sees chaos and makes 'mayhemade' [on screen: Rice saying, 'What we're seeing here, in a sense, is the growing birth pangs of a new Middle East']. Birth pangs? Yes, I believe today's contraction took out a city block." --Jon Stewart

 

"It's been a very busy and somewhat disturbing day throughout the world. President Bush was overseas in Germany as events unfolded. Here is his press conference with Chancellor Angela Merkel in Germany where he wasted no time addressing the many troubling developments [on screen: Bush saying, 'I'm looking forward to the feast you're going to have tonight. I understand I may have the honor of slicing the pig']. He may have the honor of slicing the pig? I'm just going to assume that is some euphemism for solving the Middle East crisis" --Jon Stewart

"Moving on. Throughout Barack Obama's startling run for the presidency, there has always been undercurrent to his candidacy, a whisper, if you will, that he was not of this nation. A foreign name. Perhaps a Muslim background. But recent events have clarified Obama's standing. The good news? He's a Christian, a committed member of Chicago's Trinity United Church of Christ. The bad news? This is his pastor [on screen: footage of Rev. Jeremiah Wright saying, 'The government gives them the drugs, builds bigger prisons, passes a three-strike law and then walks up to sing 'God Bless America.' No, no, no, not God bless America. Goddamn America']. All right. Well, thank you, pastor. Now I believe Linda has some announcements about Sunday's potluck dinner." --Jon Stewart

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

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