if this does not keep him from impregnating the help, nothing will (woah woah, slow down)

"The other day President Charles in Charge had a press conference about the economy. He refused to say the word 'recession.' He says the word 'slow-down.' It's a 'slow-down.' This is because every time he has a meeting about the economy, Bush says to his advisors 'woah woah, slow down.'" --Bill Maher

"We're going to build 7,000 miles of new fencing and add 20,000 more – in addition to the 20,000 we have – border agents, enough to put one every 250 feet. They said if this does not keep Arnold Schwarzenegger from impregnating the help, nothing will." –Bill Maher

 

John McCain's VP pick is the governor of Alaska, an unknown hockey mom named Sarah Palin that no one ever heard of. The only other job she had in politics was the mayor of a small town known as Wasilla, Alaska, and now she has the opportunity to be on a ticket opposite of Barack Obama, the first black man she's ever seen. This isn't a presidential ticket, this is a sitcom. The maverick and the MILF." --Bill Maher

"Oh, I kid John McCain. He doesn't understand this stuff too well. They told him her firewall had been breached, and he said, ‘She had another baby?’" --Bill Maher

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