the governor usually has a prostitute change his clocks (Next stop: Indictment Avenue)

The twist is that the counsel was appointed by Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. Remember Rosenstein? Last week when the administration was looking for someone to blame for the Comey firing, they tried to throw Rosenstein under the bus — forgetting that as deputy AG, he’s actually the bus DRIVER. Next stop: Indictment Avenue. –Stephen Colbert

"The governor was supposed to give a press conference today at 2:15 pm but a whole hour passed before he spoke. To be fair, it is Daylight Savings time, and the governor usually has a prostitute change his clocks." --Stephen Colbert

 

"I want to make one thing perfectly clear, okay folks, Gov. Spitzer is a friend of the show. That never changes. I've sat next to the guy three times and I didn't pick up on any of this, and I usually have excellent Whore-dar." --Stephen Colbert

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