“It’s so funny to me how in all these depositions, Trump aides are all hemming and hawing, pausing and taking their time to use the most precise legal language possible because they’re under oath, but then as soon as someone asks, ‘Was anyone drunk at the White House?’ they all immediately buzz in like the overeager uncle on ‘Family Feud’: ‘Rudy! It was Rudy!’” —Seth Meyers
“The House committee investigating the Capitol attack today held its second public hearing. They weren’t going to, but then Rudy Giuliani said, ‘Make it a double!’” —Seth Meyers
“Fox News today also aired coverage of the House January 6th committee’s second hearing. Said viewers: ‘Babe! I’m on TV!’” —Seth Meyers
“In fact, if ‘who was drunk at the White House?’ was a question on Family Feud, the top five answers would all be the same: Rudy.” —Seth Meyers
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