I’d marry again if... (One of you is lying)

By the time you say you’re his

Shivering and sighing

And he vows his passion is

Infinite, undying–

Lady, make a note of this

One of you is lying.

–Dorothy Parker

Putting one’s hand into a bag of snakes on the chance of drawing out an eel. –Leonardo da Vinci (1452-1519), Italian painter, sculptor, architect, engineer and scientist, on marriage

I’d marry again if I found a man who had $15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage, and guarantee he’d be dead within the year. –Bette Davis

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”