Well, if that expression means you’re happy, then my wife was thrilled when I forgot her birthday (where did we put it?)

Everything about Trump’s summit was weird. For example, the White House press pool, which consists of a group of rotating reporters whose job it is to track the president's movements, was apparently transported to Trump's meeting with Kim Jong-un in a broken bus. According to the report, the pool was transported to the palace in a bus with a broken horn that consistently honked on its own at nothing. I will say, "a horn that honked at nothing" sounds like the title of a children's book about Donald Trump. --Seth Meyers

Jeb Bush misspoke during a campaign event yesterday and mistakenly called President Obama’s daughter "Malala" instead of Malia. And THEN, when he tried to say Sasha’s name, it came out “I don’t want to run for president anymore.” –Seth Meyers

Officials in Colorado have announced that since marijuana was legalized in the state, sales of the drug have brought in over $6 billion. Added officials, "But wait, where did we put it?" --Seth Meyers

Chris Christie was asked today about his vacant expression during Donald Trump’s Super Tuesday victory speech, and told reporters, “I wasn’t anything other than happy.” Well, if that expression means you’re happy, then my wife was thrilled when I forgot her birthday. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”