Do you need a skull? Because we can get you a skull (Who had double werewolves for October?)

“We are temporarily going off the air. We’re in this weird moment right now where it’s difficult for the media and public health experts to convey the severity of what’s happening without sounding hysterical. It’s like being the one person in a horror movie who knows they’re in a horror movie. Like all the sexy teens are like, ‘Guys, I have an idea, let’s go skinny dipping in the pool during the full moon.’ And then there’s a doctor in a lab coat standing there screaming, ‘Statistically speaking, this is werewolf time.’” —Seth Meyers

"To celebrate Shakespeare's 450th birthday, the Globe Theatre has plans to perform Hamlet in every country in the world, including North Korea. Said one North Korean official, 'Do you need a skull? Because we can get you a skull.'" –Seth Meyers

Fitness tracker Fitbit has announced it will introduce the first band dedicated to kids, called the Fitbit Ace. It will provide them with custom health reports, like “Tommy, if you keep doing that so much you’ll go blind.” --Seth Meyers

According to a new study, cats may have more potential than dogs to sniff out bombs. They just won’t bother to tell you. –Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”