Criticism is the only thing in his life he’s actually earned (How could you forget your marijuana?)

Three people were arrested and charged in New Jersey today after leaving behind a pound of marijuana in their hotel room. How could you forget your marijuana? Oh. Right. –Seth Meyers

President Trump tweeted this morning, "Just arrived in Vietnam. Thank you to all of the people for the great reception in Hanoi. Tremendous crowds and so much love." Before adding, "If I had known it would be this good, I wouldn't have dodged coming the first time." --Seth Meyers

A restaurant here in New York has started selling a so-called “New Yorker milkshake” which comes topped with whipped cream and a slice of cheesecake. Which means the next topping you’ll get is a coffin lid. –Seth Meyers

President Trump misspelled the word "country" in a tweet this morning. Trump spelled it “countrty”. So if you're keeping track, he's now lost moderates, whites without college degrees, women voters, and autocorrect. --Seth Meyers

During his interview on “Fox & Friends,” President Trump was unable to name a time when he felt he deserved criticism. Which is pretty surprising, since criticism is the only thing in his life he’s actually earned. –Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”