you get 50 percent off any mattress if you can prove you're a former president (Did something happen to Jay?)

February 2014

"It happened again — today I get a call from my mom. She says, 'David, did something happen to Jay?'" –David Letterman

"Happy Presidents Day. There's a Presidents Day sale here where you get 50 percent off any mattress if you can prove you're a former president." –David Letterman

"We're halfway through the Winter Olympics. The American speed skaters say there's a reason their times are off. They're blaming it on their suits, and I thought maybe I should do that. It was my suit." –David Letterman

"I want to start by wishing everyone a happy Presidents Day because it seems like the right thing to do, even though none of you are actually presidents." –Jimmy Kimmel

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