He was America's original Willie Nelson (but he doesn't look a day over crazy)

"Kim Jong Il just turned 70 years old — but he doesn't look a day over crazy." –Craig Ferguson

"People sometimes forget that George Washington was very rich, had a pony tail, and grew hemp on his farm. He was America's original Willie Nelson." –Craig Ferguson

"Well done, Seattle. I think they needed this to cement their reputation. Before last night, the meanest guy from Seattle was 'Frasier.'" –Craig Ferguson

"Poor Denver Broncos. Experts said they haven't seen something crushed like that in New Jersey since Chris Christie's bean bag chair." –Craig Ferguson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”