It's the same deal the old Pope got (Worst President Ever: No Question Mark)

April 2013

 "Last night Jimmy Fallon — on his program, which used to be our program, which used to be Conan's program — announced that he was taking over for Jay Leno. When I heard this I said to myself, 'It's amazing that this information didn't leak out earlier.'" –David Letterman

"Jay, for leaving 'The Tonight Show' for the second time, gets $15 million. It's the same deal that the Kardashian husband gets. It's the same deal the old Pope got." –David Letterman

"Yesterday NBC announced Jay's retirement. And today they officially began regretting it. But you don't have to worry. Jay always bounces back and that's what Fallon ought to be worried about." –David Letterman

"They give Jay $15 million NOT to host to 'The Tonight Show.' They gave Conan $30 million NOT to host 'The Tonight Show.' I have not hosted 'The Tonight Show' longer than both of them put together. WHERE IS MY MONEY?" –David Letterman

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