Well, if he needs cash, he can always sell the fracking rights to his skull (Recount Dracula)

June 2021

“A New York appellate court suspended the law license of infamous Trump acolyte Rudy Giuliani for peddling ‘demonstrably false and misleading statements to the courts, lawmakers and the public at large in his capacity as lawyer for Donald J Trump’. This is a dramatic fall from grace. In the city he was famously the mayor of, Rudy Giuliani can no longer practice law. And if the last year has proven anything, it’s that when it comes to law, Rudy needs a lot of practice.” —Stephen Colbert

“Giuliani was America’s mayor! Before that, he was the crusading federal prosecutor who busted up La Cosa Nostra. Now he’s lost his career. How’s he going to eat? And, more likely, drink? Well, if he needs cash, he can always sell the fracking rights to his skull.” —Stephen Colbert

“Rudy Giuliani’s law license has been suspended? I mean, I’m just shocked to find out Rudy had a law license. I bet Rudy was too.” —Seth Meyers

“So Rudy can’t practice law in New York any more – not that he really was before. I mean, I imagine the only reason to procure Rudy’s legal services would be to have a lawyer who’s guiltier than you are.” —Seth Meyers

“As for Giuliani’s suspended license, the former Trump lawyer could soon be disbarred, or behind bars, or perhaps both. But Recount Dracula did get a show of support today from the former president, who put out a forceful statement screaming about ‘justice’ as well as a bizarre video of support from his son Andrew, filmed in a parking lot and framed so that only his neck and head appears on camera. Is he like three feet tall?The guy wants to be governor and he doesn’t have a single friend to hold the iPhone for him. Only the best people.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”