In response to the nationwide heatwave, Joe Biden promoted a Department of Energy sensor that can detect, in real time, the lightning strikes that can ignite wildfires. We have lightning sensor rays? That’s awesome, do we by any chance have something that can stop climate change? Because I switched to paper straws a year ago and I don’t think they’re working.” —Stephen Colbert
“The long road to the 2024 election is unfortunately already heating up for Republicans. Several Republican figures are jockeying for the nomination, including the Arkansas senator Tom Cotton, Tim Scott of South Carolina, Rick Scott of Florida, and former secretary of state Mike Pompeo. Pompeo has even proceeded with his own political action committee, Champion American Values Pac, or Cavpac. Cavpac is a fairly awkward name, but not as bad as what he’s calling his fans and donors, the Pipehitters. The name is supposed to be a military reference to special ops, but there is a double meaning: If you think Mike Pompeo should be president, you’re definitely hittin’ the pipe.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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