“Uh-oh, Matt Gaetz is screwed, and this time he doesn’t have to Venmo anyone, because his old buddy Greenberg has now publicly admitted to paying women for commercial sex acts for himself and other men. Commercial sex acts makes it sound like there were sponsors, and nothing kills the mood like being mid-action and having to stop for: ‘This coke-fueled orgy, brought to you by ZipRecruiter, the No. 1 resource for hiring talent, other than sliding into their DMs.’” —Stephen Colbert
“Yikes, I’d say Matt Gaetz should lay low for a while, but no matter how low he lays, you can still see the top of his head. He’d make a terrible Whac-a-Mole.” —Seth Meyers
“Now, we don’t know what this means for Matt Gaetz yet, but he could be charged any minute. Just ask this actual plane banner someone flew over the courthouse today, reading, ‘Tick tock Matt Gaetz.’ Which is ironic, since TikTok is where he finds most of his dates.” —Stephen Colbert
“Gaetz, for his part, doesn’t seem to get what all the fuss is about. On Saturday, he told a crowd of Republican activists, ‘I’m being falsely accused of exchanging money for naughty favors.’ Naughty favors? Spoken like a man who doesn’t really grasp the severity of having sex with a minor. That’s like Jeffrey Dahmer calling his cannibalism a ‘whoops-a-nibble.’” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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