In fact the coronavirus is so deadly to black Americans, it’s being suspended with pay (Sorry, that was our other engine)

February 2021

Just like me when I’m drunk. Congress decided to spend a bunch of money at 2:30 in the morning when they passed a 1.9 Trillion dollar stimulus bill. Senator Lindsey Graham said he’s very pleased that the bill will not include an increase in the minimum wage. Because over the years Graham has actually grown to love the taste of fast food worker spit. —Colin Jost

Tomorrow night Donald Trump will give the key note address at the Conservative Political Action Conference. For a preview of Trump’s speech give your grandpa cocaine. —Colin Jost

During the Golden Globes this Sunday a new commercial will air that will be the first to ever show lactating breasts on television. Unfortunately, those breasts belong to the Green M&M. —Colin Jost

The FDA has authorized a vaccine from New Jersey based company Johnson & Johnson. Johnson & Johnson will now pair the vaccine with needles from New Jersey’s number one syringe supplier. The beach. —Michael Che

An American Airlines pilot reported that during a flight over New Mexico he saw a long cylinder object come close to his plane. Sorry that was just our engine, said United. —Michael Che

A sailor who fell overboard survived for fourteen hours in the Pacific Ocean by floating on a large piece of garbage. Sorry, that was our other engine, said United. —Michael Che

A new study shows that the coronavirus lower the average life expectancy for black Americans by three years. In fact the coronavirus is so deadly to black Americans, it’s being suspended with pay. —Michael Che

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