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Wednesday, July 22, 2020

or as that’s known in Trump time (So at least they’ll be short)


July 2020

“That’s right, today was Trump’s first coronavirus briefing in almost three months, or as that’s known in Trump time, about 82 tell-all books.” —Jimmy Fallon

“This is like Samsung bringing back their exploding Galaxy phone.” —Jimmy Fallon

“The press secretary also said the briefings will focus on Trump’s accomplishments on the virus. So at least they’ll be short.” —Jimmy Fallon

“I’m excited the briefings are back, ‘cause I just want to see what kind of treatments Trump comes up with on the spot. [As Trump] ‘Have we tried canceling the virus? Can we get it canceled on Twitter?” —Jimmy Fallon

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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