“Just double-digit days until the presidential election in November. That’s right, we are just 99 days away from election, and just 100 days away from President Trump declaring the results invalid. Yep, just 99 days or as one man put it, (breaking out a Russian accent) ‘So much hacking, so little time.’ Trump thinks 99 days is plenty of time to get his campaign in shape. He’s like someone looking in the mirror in June, going, ‘I’ve still got time for swimsuit season.’ Ninety-nine days, that’s like an entire baseball season, plus 96 days.”
—Jimmy Fallon
“Speaking of baseball, despite an invitation from the Yankees, Trump won’t be throwing out the first pitch, although thanks to his handling of the pandemic, he might be able to throw out the last pitch of the season – tomorrow. I wish Trump didn’t cancel, mostly because I wanted to see him slowly walk down the pitcher’s mound.” —Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
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