His alcohol level was actually higher than Obama's approval rating (He also admits to fathering Beyonce's baby)

August 2011

"Dick Cheney's memoir, 'Eat, Pray, Waterboard,' has a lot of revelations. For instance, Dick Cheney was actually born in a hut in Kenya. His first heart attack occurred when he accidentally saw himself naked. He also admits to fathering Beyonce's baby." –David Letterman

"President Obama's uncle was arrested for a DUI. His alcohol level was actually higher than Obama's approval rating." –David Letterman

"Obama's approval rating is 38 percent. I'd kill for numbers like that." –David Letterman

"New York City had earthquakes and hurricanes, but that's the price you pay for living in an island paradise." –David Letterman

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”