"As we speak, Osama bin Laden is living with SpongeBob in a pineapple under the sea." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Bin Laden was living in his compound with nine women and 23 children. It sounds like he was shooting a reality show for TLC." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Bin-Laden’s up to 2,000 friends on Shot-in-the-Facebook." –Jimmy Kimmel
"Some top Republicans are giving most of the credit for killing bin Laden to former President George W. Bush. It's kind of like when someone opens a pickle jar and you say, 'Well, I loosened it.'" –Jimmy Kimmel
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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