Yeah, because having billions of dollars is not the kind of thing Donald Trump would ever lie about (she’s never coming back, is she)

Today Trump tweeted that even though he’s not getting his money from congress, he has somehow secured $23 Billion for his wall from “other sources.” Yeah, because having billions of dollars is not the kind of thing Donald Trump would ever lie about. --James Corden

Trump said that his Border Wall will be tougher to climb than Mount Everest. The main difference between Trump’s Border Wall and Mount Everest is that Mount Everest actually exists. --James Corden

In other news, Hidden Valley has just released a new version of their famous Ranch dressing. They’re calling it their Blasted Ranch Dipped Pizza Flavored Ranch. You can look for it at your local supermarket in the aisle marked she’s never coming back, is she. --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”