I love the Mexican people (His staff was like, "Seven.")

And tomorrow, Auntie Anne's is offering a special on heart-shaped pretzels. That's a great deal for all you hopeless romantics taking your dates to LaGuardia. --Jimmy Fallon

Listen to this, guys -- For Valentine's Day, I heard Americans will spend about $2 billion on flowers. Yeah, when Trump heard that, he tried to sell the White House Rose Garden to pay for the wall. --Jimmy Fallon

Since the government shutdown ended, Trump's approval rating has gone up seven points. When Trump said, "Great, what's my approval rating now?" His staff was like, "Seven." --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”