God set a fire to a bush so he could collect the insurance money and build a casino (“That’s what she said.”)

Trump spoke this morning to religious leaders at the National Prayer Breakfast. It's always a slightly awkward situation for a president who's been married three times, paid hush money to a porn star, and has probably, at best, skimmed the Bible. Meyers as Trump, “And as you all know, God set a fire to a bush so he could collect the insurance money and build a casino. It was smart. It was a smart move." --Seth Meyers

This morning at 7:30 a.m., Trump was in an All Caps mood tweeting, “PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT! It should never be allowed to happen again.” If ever there was a time for, “That’s what she said.” --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”