Remember when Donald Trump told us we would be tired of winning? Well, evidently the stock market is exhausted. Because after losing 666 points on Friday, Monday it said, "Hold my beer," and today posted the greatest single same-day drop in the stock market history: 1,600 points. --Stephen Colbert
By the end, the Dow closed almost 1,200 points down, erasing its gains for the entire year. The stock market is just like the rest of us: It spent January working on improving itself, then in February said [bleep] it. --Stephen Colbert
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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