Uber signed a deal with
NASA on Wednesday to develop “Uber Elevate,” a new type of Uber that will use
flying cars. They’re developing a flying Uber. And you thought you vomited in
the backseat of Ubers before. Los Angeles apparently will be one of the first
cities to get flying Ubers. L.A. is perfect, because who is more qualified to
fly you through the sky at 5,000 feet than an out-of-work actor-deejay-dog
walker? –James Corden
The salad dressing company
Hidden Valley is now offering actual kegs of ranch dressing. The kegs cost $50
and a lifetime of medical bills. When you buy one of these kegs, the cashier is
legally required to put their hand on your shoulder and go, “Everything OK,
man?” –James Corden
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