$69 a head/Congress approval rating at 11%/Tehran airport men's room

"This kind of seems like bad taste to me. A  Giuliani fundraiser is now charging $9.11 in reference to 9/11. Isn't that inappropriate? I mean, isn't it like a Bill Clinton fundraiser charging $69 a head?" --Jay Leno

"Folks, it's official. Congress now has the lowest approval rating of any Congress in the history of the United States. 11%! Their approval rating is so low, today they were invited to speak at Columbia University."  --Jay Leno

"This week, the Iranian President Mahmoud Ahma-nut job became the laughing stock of the world when he said there are no gay people in Iran. So apparently, he's never been to the Tehran airport men's room."  --Jay Leno

      

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