Last night, Toys R Us
officially filed for bankruptcy after falling $5 billion in debt. I guess they
tried to pay it off, but the bank said, "This is Monopoly money."
–Jimmy Fallon
I saw that today is
International Talk Like a Pirate Day. And right before his speech, Trump's
aides were like, "Please don't." (TRUMP) "Too late! Already
bought the eye patch! ARHH you ready for a speech?" –Jimmy Fallon
I read that white giraffes
were just caught on video for the first time ever. Researchers knew that they
were white, cuz they were drinking pumpkin spice lattes. –Jimmy Fallon
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #Bernie2020
#FeeltheBern #repealreplacerepublicans
No comments:
Post a Comment