In case of accident, I'm not surprised (and the getter says...)

I hate political jokes. They always get elected! --Milton Berle

A bribe is were the giver says "Thanks: and the getter says "Don't mention it!" --Milton Berle

For potential disasters, this pessimist carries a card in his wallet that says "In case of accident, I'm not surprised." --Milton Berle

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