"True
story. I do, I kind of like that Sarah Palin. You know, she reminds me, she
looks like the flight attendant who won't give you a second can of Pepsi. No,
you've had enough. We're landing. Looks like the waitress at the coffee shop
who draws a little smiley face on your check. Have a nice day." --David
Letterman
"The MTV
'VMAs' last night were hosted by Russell Brand. He hosted their 'Video Music
Awards,' and he referred to President Bush, and this caused a big controversy,
as a 'retarded cowboy.' Yeah, of course, everyone knows the correct term is
'special needs cowboy.'" --Conan O'Brien
"Today,
Barack Obama took his daughters to their first day of school, which was sweet.
Yeah. In a related story, John McCain took his daughters to pick up their
Social Security checks." --Conan O'Brien
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
#FeeltheBern @justicedems @BrandNew535
No comments:
Post a Comment