This might not be
the best time to make contact with aliens. They say, “Take us to your leader.”
What do we do at that time? “Our leader’s a little busy on Twitter right now.
How about we take you to Oprah? She’s nice, you’ll like her.” –Jimmy Kimmel
There were
demonstrations across the country today to protest the president’s immigration
policy. Immigrants were encouraged to skip work today for what they called “a
day without immigrants,” or as Steve Bannon calls it, “a good start.” –Jimmy
Kimmel
There were marches
in Philadelphia and Austin, Washington. Here in L.A., with no immigrants — we
have a lot of immigrants here in L.A. — people were forced to babysit their own
children. Arnold Schwarzenegger had to impregnate a meter maid today. It was
awful. –Jimmy Kimmel
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