"Donald Trump running
for president. I blame George Bush. He lowered the standard." --David
Letterman
"You
know what I thought was interesting? While the president was speaking last
night, they had an online translation of the speech in Arabic, Vietnamese,
Mandarin Chinese, Farsi and Spanish. So, I guess President Bush really is
trying to reach out to the people of California." --Jay Leno
"Faith is playing a big part in
this year's election. You have Huckabee, the evangelical guy. See, these fellas get a lot
of people concerned about the separation of church and state. Do you know how
that came about? Anybody know? See, the separation of church and state was made
very clear by our founding fathers. See, what they did is they looked at the
Ten Commandments. 'Thou shall not steal. Thou shall not bear false witness.
Thou shall not commit adultery.' Then they looked at Congress and realized
these two could never come together, we have to separate them." --Jay Leno
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