The Supreme Court
has ruled that Samsung did not violate Apple’s patent on smartphone technology.
The justices said, “It’s clear that Samsung came up with the idea of a phone
bursting into flames all by themselves.” –Conan O’Brien
According to a new
poll, only 19% of New Jersey residents approve of their governor, Chris
Christie. And they’re all restaurant owners. –Conan O’Brien
Donald Trump has
yet to pick a secretary of state. Right now it’s between Mitt Romney and a guy
spinning a sign in front of a “we buy gold” shop. –Conan O’Brien
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