"Earlier today at the
White House, President Bush met with Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi.
There was an awkward moment when Bush asked 'How long until the new season of
The Sopranos?'" --Conan O'Brien
"Looks like some kind
of civil war brewing in Iraq. Well, who could have seen that coming? That came
out of left field, huh? They say it is total chaos over there. People are
roaming the streets with guns. It's like everyone is Dick Cheney now."
--Jay Leno
"On Wednesday
President Bush will fly to India. See, last week he met with American workers.
This week he will go to India and visit their old jobs." --Jay Leno
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