Millions
of noisy and rare cicadas have emerged from the ground in central Kansas after
spending 17 years underground. Said one cicada, "Bush versus Clinton, oh
crap, you guys, we haven't slept at all. We came out too early." —Seth
Meyers
A
Maryland couple is suing their realtor because they say the agent knew the home
was infested with snakes, but sold it to them anyway. In fairness, what the
realtor said was the place definitely didn't have any mice. —Seth Meyers
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